Warnings and Instructions You Don't Want to Overlook

To these I say, REALLY?? Check back, I'm sure there'll be more...

OUTLET PLUGS:

To Install:

1. Align the plug cover to the unused socket.

2. Align the thicker and thinner prongs to the appropriate receptacles. (Please note that upon close examination I was unable to detect which prong was in fact thicker or thinner...)

To Remove:

1. Pull the plug cover out of the socket.

And to think, after all that, in the installation instructions they never once said, "3. Push outlet plug into the outlet."

TEETHING TABLETS:

Uses:

Temporarily relieves the symptoms of simple restlessness and wakeful irritability due to cutting teeth.

Warnings:

Ask a doctor before use if pregnant or nursing.